Whats worse: Adrien Brodys doucheface or Gerard Butlers moobs?

So I just wanted to use these photos of Adrien and Gerard. They’re both good, for different reasons. You know, I used to like Adrien. I used to root for him and think he was wonderful. Not so much anymore, and it’s photos like this that make me ashamed I ever liked him. Does he look hideous? Of course not. But the combination of the neckerchief and the facial hair and general demeanor just screams “DOUCHE” to me. Plus, he’s attending a film festival in Kazakhstan, which doesn’t say winner to me. But who am I to judge?

Next, we have Gerard Butler’s lovely sweet moobs being nice to fans on the set of Machine Gun Preacher in Michigan. I scanned through a couple of Michigan sites, and it seems like Gerard is getting good reviews, being nice to the locals and asking a lot of questions about where to go to eat (my vadge?). I haven’t heard anything about a romance yet, but you know Gerard likes to have a piece while he’s working, so Michigan sluts, start your vadges. Gerard’s in town and he has basically no standards. I imagine him trolling for strange in the lonely Detroit nights and wondering why he can’t ever find me. BECAUSE I’M IN VIRGINIA, GERRY.

I bet this girl is pregnant now:

So – who would you rather? Gerard’s moobs ‘n mullet, or Adrien’s f-cked up neckerchief?

Adrien on July 14, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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